So, I come into the house after working late and based upon the disarray before me, I can map out the evening activities of my husband and two sons. After having a dinner of rotisserie chicken, peas, and oven fries they decided to play Wii (clues: yucky knife on the counter, rotisserie chicken container in the fridge partly open, peas under the table and in front of the garbage can, ketchup smeared on the table). Did I mention that the dishes were "done"? Except for the glasses and mess on the table and the pan the fries were baked in, but who's keeping track? After playing Wii they had a treat/snack (clues: Wii still on although the TV is off, sticky controllers on the floor in front of the TV). Husband answered the phone at some point (clue: phone upside down on the couch in the living room, not in the kitchen sitting on its charger). Husband let the boys brush their teeth by themselves (clue: toothpaste smeared on counter and inside of sink). I know I sound crabby, but I just get defeated looking at the mess that greets me whenever I return to the house.
Have any of you become experts at reading your family's signs?